"This kid doesn't like a strange woman taking away his bacon!
Viewers should also pause at 00:32
This is from an episode of the show 'Wife Swap' on ABC (season 5, episode 18)
Here's what he says between 0:57 - 1:05 :
'I had a very calm day till this. A little bump in the road comes and she wants to be ('she bes') sarcastic!' "
...and I think it *really* rocks that he's wearing a "bacon-ey" colored tee!