The unfortunately-euphemistically named (but TOTALLY AWESOME nontheless)...

HOT DOG HIDEWAY ™

Build-It-Yourself Meat House Kit

Like the O.G. "Meat House"...but "You Know, For Kids!"

Buy it NOW!!!

(Again, via Skulls&Bacon. <--I'm addicted, I tells ya!)

...Can I just commend myself (*YAY,ME!) for the super-human self-restraint it took to keep from peppering this post with ALL the inapropriate (or appropriate?)  puns and euphemisms...

'Coz we're 'classy' like dat!

(...and we're all thinking it anyway, right?)