Umbrelletiquette.

I love it!

More people should adhere to these rules. It's a step towards a civilized world.

Srsly, if I had a dollar every time an inconsiderate passer-by's errant spoke nearly takes my eye out... ...(...well, I'd have a few dollars. Nevertheless.)

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No.3 is particularly insightful:

"Though swordlike, umbrellas are not weapons; they should not be treated as such. Do not engage in fencing, jousting, or any other manner of swordplay or horseplaywith an umbrella.
Please practice your swordsmanship with actual swords."

That right kids! Please use actual swords...mm-kaaay?

*Pic: Sruli Recht's "Umbuster" umbrella.

- "The Umbuster has been classified a Class 5 weapon by the Victorian Police."