via (again) Coudal's blog!
X-Entertainment railing against a particularly (awesomely?) bad bootleg 5-pack collection of Marvel...*and* DC superheroes (cross-over, anyone?), which starts with:
"This concentrated mass of trademark infringements features some of the most poorly constructed action figures I’ve ever held, even by bootleg standards."
and ends with:
"On the other hand, I shouldn’t complain, as there are so few avenues to satisfy anyone’s morbid curiosity over what Hulk’s ass actually looks like. Kinda like fly eyes, I think"
Very, VERY, nicely put, my friend.