I'm a couple of months too late for Sweet & Meaty Brad Brown's "Big Sexy Uncle Baseball Cap Giveaway"...
Update: Oh. My. GORRRD!!! I WON BRADBROWN'S HAT!!! Oh happy days!!!
(Thankyouthankyouthankyou oh "sweet & meaty one!")
To which I responded:
“I am, hyperbole-ically, TOO sexy for this hat. (…and I’m not an uncle yet…so it won’t be *too* creepy.)”
Even though I was months too late, the gods (and Brad) smiled upon me! (and yes, I am aware "hyperbole-ically" is not a real word.)
Watch out for a pic of me wearing it...and nothing else! (...now ok...*that* would be creepy. Sorry.)