Douchebag-neck.

via Nerdlette

RADAR's biting editorial, which pretty much lays (most of) the blame on American Apparel's "Deep V-Neck Tee" for "plunging America into the horrors of the deep V", resonated not just a little with me...

Personally, I cannot dive into the "Deep V".

For one thing, I'd like to keep all three strands of my chest hairs a "sexy, yet mysterious secret"

...and second, (thanks to my old friend/nemesis "Winter-weight"), I believe I gots a wee bit o' "Marv-man-cleavage" going on.

Prudish?

Perhaps.

Douchebag?

Well...yes.

But it won't be because of my tees!