-- a Retro(I hope...) Japanese "Sex Manual"? (I think. 'Coz me habla no Japanese. Howsabout a translation, Noelie! )
Here's some highlights!
"Hand-holding 101"
Ooohboy...a difficult manoeuvre...thankGORD for the 'step-by-step'! *Phew!*
...and of course we all know what hand-holding leads to... "BABIES!!!" AAaargh!
No, wait...hand-holding can lead to "BOOBS"!
(*teehee*...I just typed "boobs"......*TEEHEEHEE!* I just did it again!!!),
So, everyone, pay heed to the arrows!
...y'know, they went to all the trouble of gluing rubber boobs/nipples on a card-board cut-out of a woman...you would think they could've at least "numbered" the damn arrows?! (...waaaitaminnit!!! Isn't that the moves to do the Shoryuken???)
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Oh.
*That* old chestnut. (Pun. Intended.)
But really, "it had me at herrow..."
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