Fake kicks? Small dick.

DRUGS Couture
via NiceKicks

*Ooof!* Harsh.
Hm. I wonder if they make men's sizes... (wait...would it be weird if I wore this? Meh, c'est la vie...)

But y'know, I think I *would* rock the "Spongebob AF1's"... ...(...um...er...perhaps I've said too much...)