"Stop Lubing That Man!"
...one of my favorite lines in Transformers...(and my new creedo).
Michael Bay has sucked the realism out of yet another film...but in this case it's ok!
So...I've seen it...and I guess
...Gramma won't be eating no babies...
Ok, ok...I had fun, aaiiight?... granted that my expectations were probably as low as it could get...nevertheless...
And, also because I only paid $3.50-ish...'coz I'm at the Phils. at the mo' (had too shush a few people though..what's up with that??). If I paid the usual forty bucks for "Gold Class", it'd probably be a different story...
Shia Lebouf (what a name!) was pretty good as the "Not-Quite-Spike" lead...Megan Fox was 'eye-candy' ( nothing wrong with that)......and reppin' Oz, Rachel Taylor! (man, that accent really pops, dunnit'?).
And of course, John Turturro was gold!...as usual...
I wasn't too bummed about the designs straying from the G1's...wish Starscream was close though...But I'm glad Bumblebee was a Camaro. (a VDub can't save the world, c'mon!). And where was Soundwave??? Did I just miss him?
Optimus Prime?...he seemed a bit too goofy in some scenes...and what's with the lips?!?...he can't be dignified with lips!!!
...I'm actually looking forward to the sequels...and they better have Grimlock, the Constructicons, Unicron!!!...and the mini-cassettes (...dad...whats a "cassette"?) Grandslam and Raindance, who together form...waaiiitforriiit......"Slamdance".
Sweet.
Michael Bay is still a dick. (...but not for this movie).
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