BA-K-47

...a "Bacon AK-47?"...oh my...*blink-blink*

...I'm not really a "gun-person"...but I would TOTALLY eat this!

More AWESOME pics @: ThisIsFreakingRidiculous 

Via Coudal's Blog

*MmmBacon-eyBullets?*

"It's For the Children!"

...dial 2600-FUNKEH!



Thanks Jim!

(...who I call "J-Lo" behind his back... but *shh!*, don't tell 'im, eh?)

I want a "Wingsuit"...

(...but I'm a bit of a 'blouse.)

These guys are just amazing...

wingsuit base jumping from Ali on Vimeo.

*DUUUUUUDE!!!*

(Thanks Phil!)

"Dragnet" Rap!

Aliens??? *EEP!*

"Array of UFO Shapes"

~NCAS

(via Coudal's blog)

...but now I know what to look for...

Shave the what now??

*Blink-blink...*


Via ae

Sit-com Houses.

"Pants Optional."

Stumbled on this "pants-tastic" lil' compendium of prevailing taste in fashion, while I was trawling for some inspiration for my own (anti?)-social experiment (slash, just plain 'laziness'):  #Pantless-4-Day-Easter_weekend...

Pants Optional

- A Relatively Civilized Primer for the Well-Clad.

"...Birds are also slimming."

(Hm, I did not know that...)

Easter-*Eep!*

Via Funny-Potato

"Cat Shit One" Trailer...

Some serious "Badass-Bunnies" in action."
(...'coz, y'know, being Easter and all.)

(Thanks Dan!)

Like a BOSS!!!

*Merch-FAIL!*

Via Kibe Loco

HAPPY EASTER, everyone!!!

"Meg tries to persuade Brian into believing in God by making him fetch a cross NKOTB style. Season 7: Episode 11."

(Thanks Ray!)

"Wii Spray!"

WiiSpray Teaser from Martin Lihs on Vimeo.

Via EricAlba

This is gonna ROCK!!!

(...'coz I'm waaay too pretty for the "Big-house"...)

Disney Templates...

"Disney made one movie, and they've been tracing it ever since..."

Watch Disney Templates and more funny videos on CollegeHumor

"Cigarette Socks!"

I *NEED* these...

"Kick The Habit" Socks, $11.99 - AshiDashi

Walt Disney's "The Story Of Menstruation" (1946)

"...there is nothing strange or mysterious about menstruation."
The Story Of Menstruation [wiki]

The Douchebag Anthem.

Die-cut, foil-stamped, embossed, pop-up... *TOSSER!*

Via "Business Card WOW!" - SwissMiss

Google "Classic"

...i LOVE this!!

Spike Jonze's "Everyone Poops!"

"Spike Jonze wastes no time adapting another 10 page childrens book into a film. Featuring Selena Lombardo, Justin Akin, Rob Stern, Anthony Batista and Grace Helbig. Written by the Landline. Shot by Cory Dross. Set design by Elaine Haswell Special Thanks to ActionPals."

Via Waxy

"Twitter Graf!"

Via Questionmarc

This has become my default 'feel-good' clip...

Whenever I'm down, (which, lately, is all too often), *this* always makes me giggle.

("Giggle" in a manly, albeit high-pitched, way, of course.)

The unfortunately-euphemistically named (but TOTALLY AWESOME nontheless)...

HOT DOG HIDEWAY ™

Build-It-Yourself Meat House Kit

Like the O.G. "Meat House"...but "You Know, For Kids!"

Buy it NOW!!!

(Again, via Skulls&Bacon. <--I'm addicted, I tells ya!)

...Can I just commend myself (*YAY,ME!) for the super-human self-restraint it took to keep from peppering this post with ALL the inapropriate (or appropriate?)  puns and euphemisms...

'Coz we're 'classy' like dat!

(...and we're all thinking it anyway, right?)

Bacon. Tattoos. (Together at last!)

The lovely @bluestbutterfly's Tweet a few days ago planted some seeds.

...seeds of a thought that is *REALLY* beginning to fester.

*Hmm...*

Anyhoooo...after some trawling, I stumbled on a 'bacon-ink' compendium on the AWESOME:

"Skulls & Bacon!"

(...Here are my "Top 3:")

"Pugnacious Puffy Pants!"

"Volume I of 'De Arte Athletica' by Paul (Paulus) Hector Mair (mid-1500s) is online at the Bavarian State Library. It is more than 600 web pages long".

More choice puffy-pant-goodness at the AWESOME :

"BibliOdyssey - Pugnacious Puffy Pants"

'Ninja Vs. Pirate" Mobile!

Ohman, I love, LOVE, LOVE mobiles...

"Ninja Vs. Pirate"

-SaltyandSweet [etsy]

Via the ever-awesome BB!

(...I wonder if they did the 'swapsies' because "Pirate Vs. Ninja" was copyrighted... Hmm...)

"...I just Twotted all over the place!"

"Twouble with Twitter"

"A young man struggles against the pressure to Twitter his life away. From: "SuperNews!" An animated sketch comedy series airing on Current TV.

Every Friday night at 10 PM ET/PT. 
So set your DVRs and TIVOs. Like... now."

(Thanks Moose!)

Yeah, yeah...I know this is old... Like two weeks old! *GASP!*

I was reminded of it as I was trying to explain Twitter to a mate of mine...

("Trying" being the operative word.

And no, I don't think I swayed 'im one bit.

*Loser!*)

Squeez Bacon®

"The World's Most Perfect Food!"

Squeez Bacon®

~via ThinkGeek

(Thanks to the always lovely @Rabbitroodle)

100% Bacon Paste? "Paradigm-shifting" indeed!!!

I think I just threw up a little, in my mouth......(and it tasted like bacon! *WHEEE!*)