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Sunday
A "taste sensation!"...but smells like armpits.
How to Eat Durian.
-wikiHow
...also via FotW
Yes, "armpits." Plural.
Well, to be fair, it's been a while since I've had durian...and I remember it tasting great.
But I can't seem to remember if it smelled like "armpits"...or "toe-jam."
Or both.
-wikiHow
...also via FotW
Yes, "armpits." Plural.
Well, to be fair, it's been a while since I've had durian...and I remember it tasting great.
But I can't seem to remember if it smelled like "armpits"...or "toe-jam."
Or both.
Saturday
Soul-Brother Handshake.
via SwissMiss
Helpful.
But perhaps they should've included a 'suggested speed of hand-rocking'. (*That* would have saved me some strange looks...)
"Things To Say During Sex" Venn Flowchart
*Click to Zoom!
via Waxy
Just to clarify, yelling "JESUS IS SWEET!" in the throes...is bad?
Ok then.
(..wait, what about in a sexy 'come hither' whisper? Still no? Ok.)
Wednesday
"So logical...and so awesomely retarded."
Click below for all it's link-ey proof:
"...as the temperature of lesbians approaches zero, they cease to exist. Let me demonstrate..."
XKCDB
*...and here is xkcd's "
"Duckus Bone...us?"
South Korean artist Hyungkoo Lee's Animatus is a skeletal look at cartoon characters such as Donald Duck, Bugs Bunny, Road Runner & Coyote...
Now exhibiting at the natural history museum in Basel, Switzerland.
(So rabbits ears are sans bones? Ok then. I knew that.)
via Telegraph.co.uk
Tuesday
Sunday
"I Met The Walrus."
"In 1969, a 14-year-old Beatle fanatic named Jerry Levitan, armed with a reel-to-reel tape deck, snuck into John Lennon's hotel room in Toronto and convinced John to do an interview about peace. 38 years later, Jerry has produced a film about it. Using the original interview recording as the soundtrack, director Josh Raskin has woven a visual narrative which tenderly romances Lennon's every word in a cascading flood of multipronged animation. Raskin marries the terrifyingly genius pen work of James Braithwaite with masterful digital illustration by Alex Kurina, resulting in a spell-binding vessel for Lennon's boundless wit, and timeless message."
(via...well, pretty much everyone.)
"Profound whatever."
Genius. Everything about this is just sheer GENIUS!!!
Death to "Double Denim!!!"
This. Is. BRILLIANT!!!
Much Marvlove to StrivingAfterWind for sharing this glorious find from:
"...a Salvation Army, between an old dot-matrix printer and a set of 3 golden glasses."
Amongst the many categories (and who woulda thunk there COULD be so many) of "decorating denim jackets" in this book is...
FUNKY
"Remember, Designer Denim Jackets are not only for women and children. Men and teenage boys love to be fashionable too!!!..."
*Oy.*
Saturday
Burger...FREAKER!!!
via Vice
Wow!!!...I am completely speechless. I am without speech. (...and hungry!)
...and since I am at a loss of words, and salivating profusely, here is Olle's own fastastic words:
"Hamburger: The most delicious material known to man?"
Indeed!
(Oh...and Infrared= Ketchup. YES!)
The King of Comics!
An awesome doco about, in my opinion, "The (real) Man" of comics, Jack Kirby!
"The King of Comics - Jack Kirby" (Pt. 1)
"The King of Comics - Jack Kirby" (Pt.2)
"The King of Comics - Jack Kirby" (Pt. 1)
"The King of Comics - Jack Kirby" (Pt.2)
bf...F!
"Evil Totoro"
...and '07 Anime Music Video Award winner:
"Something Wicked Comes This Way"
via DannyChoo
Ghibli's "MBFT...Redux" trailer?I think I'd like to watch that...
Two words: Beer. Goggles.
I'm not sure if this was an "anti-prohibition", or a "pro-prohibition" ad.
(...uh, er..."pro-prohibition?" That sounds silly.)
Friday
I wish all news headlines was this much fun...
"Giant Dog Turd Wreaks Havoc at Swiss Museum!"
-Guardian
"A giant inflatable dog turd...was blown from its moorings..."
(...the bishops says to the bartender...)
Update: Found a pic!
Paul McCarthy's "Complex Shit."
(Yes. Really.)
Watchmen Posters: '86 vs. '08!
Click Here to check out the "...comparison of Watchmen posters released at 2008 San Diego Comic Con and the same character posters released by DC Comics back in 1986"
- Trailer Addict
via Coudal's blog
Hm. That arse is blue...er?
I HEART "Springfield Punx!"
Dl Springfield Punx's TDK-Joker Here.
Fraser's "Lion-O" takes me back!
I am TOTALLY feelin' "Springfield Punx!"
... Dean T. Fraser's pet project, which I guess, simply put, is a "Simpsonization of the world!"
("Simpsonization?"...yeah, yeah, I know that's not a real word. It damn well should be though!)
Wednesday
My Geometry-Fu is somewhat lacking...
...so if someone can translate this for me, I'd very much appreciate it.
*kthanx!*
Wondermark #422*...in two minutes!"
via FotW
[*Wondermark #422 ]
Well ok, maybe not quite "2 mins."
..."total elapsed time" was 2hrs. 12mins...but STILL! I am amazed at how much work actually goes into a Wondermark strip!?!
I mean, I realise it's not "Dinosaur Comics" (which I dig too, don't get me wrong. But let's face it, DC is pretty much all in the writing.),
but WOW! Malki's definitely got some serious PS-Fu going on! Respect!
WONDERMARK
An Illustrated Jocularity - by David Malki
People like buckets.
People Bucket
"A Physics-based Adventure!"
It would've been great if they' had taken "physics-based" a little further...maybe with little flailing arms and legs?
A little blood splatter?
Or water in the buckets?
Perhaps a "Wilhelm Scream" now and then?
But maybe that's asking for a bit much.
All in all, I actually quite enjoyed myself with this neat little flash site. A perfectly suited 'procrast-enabler'!
Tuesday
"Nike Air Mag"...replicas!
Good soldier. Good soldier.
Comics writer Kevin Church,
+ Adam West's "Batman" screen grabs,
+ dialogue from Frank Miller's "Dark Knight Returns" ...
= Why I LOVE the internets!
BeaucoupKevin(dot)com
Yeah, yeah...I know I'm comin' a little late to this party. I'm just glad I made it at all!
(...and can I just say, the fact that Cesar Romero didn't shave off the 'stache just makes a much more creepy-arse lookin' "Joker!")
More "Slow-Mo" Goodness!
...did I already post this before? Sorry if I have...(Remember kids... "NEVER Drink & Glob.")
"Small Talk with a Web Designer..."
The Man in Blue's "Small Talk with a Web Designer"
via Monster-Munch (<-i gots, yet another, site-crush! Check it!)
"Interaction Designer?"
Sounds...sexy! "Interaction-Man-of-Mystery!"
Monday
R.I.P. "Black Moses"...
"Soul Icon Isaac Hayes dies at 65."
-BBC
...we shall miss your "Chocolate Salty Balls"......rendition.
Sunday
B.A. Baracus..."-isms!"
-"Koochy? Sumthin' tells me she ain't no PHD..."
-"She ain't so smart...she married someone who wears ties!"
-"Boy George...Wow."
Gold! (...and sooo much of it!)
HOW TO: Protect Yourself Against a Giant Bunny?
Adventure Comics #124 (1948)
[ComicsTreadmill]
Carrots.
Lots and lots of carrots.
(...or inject one carrot with that "solution."
Either, or.)
R.I.P. Bernie Mac.
"Original King" comic actor Bernie Mac dies..."
-CNN
Bernie Mac on "Def Comedy Jam All-Stars!"
*Nmofo'inSFW. (...well, I guess it really depends on where you work, doesn't it?)
-CNN
Bernie Mac on "Def Comedy Jam All-Stars!"
*Nmofo'inSFW. (...well, I guess it really depends on where you work, doesn't it?)
10 Reasons To Date a Unicorn...
Ten Reasons It Would Rule To Date A Unicorn...DotCom
They had me at *one*...
Wait...wuh? "Date???"
Oh.
I, uh...um...er......am not really down with the "Magic Mayo" vibe.
(...*notthattheresanythingwrongwiththat* if you are...)
Saturday
...ya know, I really wouldn't mind a "Donuts God."
"The Donuts God"
"The Ogoh Ogoh Demigod of Cartoon Movies"
Check out more:
"Useless Deities and Demi-gods" by Juan Molinet [BehanceNetwork]
Nice stuff!
When did I..."Eat My Balls?"
The Internet Memes Timeline!
...for when you wanna wax nostalgic for the gooood taaahms that were the "Dancing Baby", "Ate My Balls", "More Cowbell", "Chris Crocker" (STILL makes me *teehee!*), "Hamster-dance" (my secret shame), "YTMND"...etc.
Or maybe just to see what the heck 'dem dang kids' were on about...
I still think "Fear The Gay Chicken" should've been a meme. (There's still time...)
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