Epic...WHALE!

(Fake)Twitter Status

HEEE-larious!
via FotW

Stussy x Neighborhood TERMINATORS! *i WANTZ!!!*

The Terminator part of the Stussy x Neighborhood: Boneyards Collection is dropping Aug. 23rd...
...only at Colette. (...wait, wha? Gah!)
via FreshnessMag

OhHoleeeyBALLS, how I love 'Terminators'...(...in ANY incarnation!)
*nowgoingthroughmentalrolodexforFrenchiehookups*

Update: If you're around Melb/Syd, The Terminators and Blazers (+apparel!) are dropping at the Stussy stores!
SnkrFrkr is holding a lucky draw for a chance to cop 'em!
(Good looking out, J! Thanks!)

Meat Font!

"Value Pack" - Alphabet made of raw hamburger. Each character hand-shaped, packaged, and photographed individually.
RobertBolestaDotCom

Choosing type is not my favorite thing in the world.
I would go as far as to say that it's always an exercise in "tearing myself a new one".

...but NOT ANYMORE, BAYBEEE! This magnificent fontage is gonna go on everything! Weddings, kids' parties, Bar (Bat) Mitzvahs, my resume,...et-effin-AL!

Hair. (...waaaitforrrit...) Hats!

UchuCountry

ZOMFG! I'm feeling a New Era 'collabo' coming!!!

Update:

via

1 of 1 LEGO "Spinner"!

One-of-a-kind Official Blade Runner “Spinner” car from LEGO presented to Syd Mead
BBGadgets via EricAlba

...and check out BB's Joel Johnson almost cream himself (I don't really blame him) interviewing Syd Mead on BBTV's The MEAD trilogy:

Syd Mead: part 1.

Syd Mead: part 2.

Syd Mead: part 3.

"Pants-Code?"

"Helpful Dress Code Diagram" - ThisWeekInEducation

via SusanReynold's SOUP!

Hmm...I think I ride a little bit of both columns B and C...

(...but I'm a few shades of tawny rather than blue, so I think I'm ok...)

Ninja LOVE!

via

Ok, yes...I think I get this ninja thingie now...
*Shhh!*

Single-serve Inspiration.

Am I AWESOME?

(Wow! That's amazing!...'coz I AM!...but how does it know???)

3 words: Brian. Austin. Green.

...I know, I know...I had you at "Austin."
ENJOY!


I actually, just then, tried to do the "Roger Rabbit"...but the "Running Man" muscle-memory is over-riding my brain. Meh.

Aaah...1992...good times, gooood taaahms!!!

"Whale Fart!"*

(*...or "2 Tonnes of Plankton Makes Me Gassy Too.")

Flatulent Whales Caught in the Act! - News in Science
"The white bits in the photo are pieces of ice-floe, the stream of pinky colour behind the whale is a faecal plume - a.k.a. "poo" - the large circle in the water is indeed the physical eruption of the whale's flatulence."
via ScribalTerror

...*teehee!*..."faecal plume"......*TEEHEEHEE!!!*

Geek Chic!

I WANT 'em!
...this one in particular, 'coz, well... it's says "f*ck" on it. (Is that wrong?)
I wonder if they'll make them in "onesies". (...No, not the ones with the roooody-sweary words, 'coz THAT would be wrong.)

Check out more designs @
ShirtsForCodersDotCom
via FotW

KISS...Rolled!*

"A rare, incredible KISS performance!"
-YesButNoButYes

* I just blew it with the title, didn't I? Oh well.
There's something a little disturbing about getting "Rick-rolled" by Gene Simmons.

via eavesdropping on BB's Twitter. (...sorry B! :))

Mr. T Rap!

"Treat Yo Mutha Right!"


Bless.

Y'know, I never realized how short Mr. T's shorts were.
(I'm not implying anything, heaven forbid! I'm just sayin'...those were some 'short shorts'...)

"The Pink Knight!"

Hm. It doesn't look like it will instill fear into the hearts of criminals does it?

Or then again, maybe it would.

(Aah, bless the by-gone days of inaccurate 'colour-proofing'. Although, I guess it's only marginally easier these days...)

Augor x Revok x the Dark Knight

Augor x Revok x The Dark Knight (video Logan x Keegan) Meatpost.com from Meat Post on Vimeo.


via SDTW

...of course on a slightly darker tip than their Murakami x Augor x Revok (...and a few more "x's"?).
Feelin' it!

...shhh...*it. I'm intruiged!

SuperSecretDotCom

Ninjas. On Rollerskates. 'Nuff said.

To help uplift your Monday (hell, for the betterment of your lives!), here are two AWESOME clips of "AWESOME!"...from "Ninja Thunderbolt" and "Lethal Ninja", respectively.

(...oh wait, I said "nuff said", didn't I? Sorry.)

Copious amounts of blood? (...and 'rooody' words?)

"Tarantino's Mind"
- HungryManTVDotCom
via Waxy

A short film about "breaking the code" that explains the common threads in all Tarantino films...

Bert & Ernie's "ANTE UP!"

via SDTW

Maria Forde

I can't quite place my finger on it, but there's just something about Maria Forde's illustrations that's I'm totally diggin'!

MariaFordeDotNet
via SwissMiss

Um...Yeah. I guess it was the hat. (...and a few other minor things...)

Hut Weber

"A Collection of Glosses." - Charles & Ray Eames, 1968.

a computer glossary or, coming to terms with the data processing machine from Eric Spiegelman on Vimeo.

Design...SHMESIGN!!!

via SwissMiss

This made da wifey giggle.

(...I lol'ed at the rooody word...*TEEHEE!*)

Reserve A Spot...NOW!

ReserveASpotInHeavenDotCom
"No more uncertainties- You're going up!"

I know, I know, I'm coming a lil' late to this party (why didn't anyone tell me about this?!?)...
*EXHALE*
Although, yes, as a (reeaaally-rusty) Catholic, I DO have the "Confession" safety net...but THIS has a "100% Money Back Guarantee!"

Check out their FAQ (*teehee!*) for more info.
Reserve a spot...NOW!

...oh, and I'm feeling this banner ad on the site too!


YAY! It's just like Christmas! *scampersofftomakelist*

*SLURP SLURP*

Retronomatopeya
- a flickr set
via Coudal's blog

I'm lovin' this collection of old school onomatopoetic cartoon panels!

This is pretty much how I divide most of what I do in life...

ChrisClarkeDotCoDotUk

I say 'most', because, of course, there is also the "meh" category. (...which these days is becoming a healthier chunk of the pie.)

"...y'know what's wrong with 'High Art'? NO WOOKIES!"*

*I'm paraphrasing some of the rules of Worth1000's Star Wars Nerd/Photoshop-Fu competition:
"Star Wars Ren!"






High Art, a lil' bit of Photoshop-Fu...
...and Yoda.
AWESOME!!!

via FoTW (...speaking of awesome, this site's been a staple "must-click" for me lately!)

"Font Conference."

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

"This video wasn't long enough, so we made it double-spaced."

via EricAlba

via CR Blog-"What, No Jewel Case?"

...although, "Fashion is a Passion."

(Ok, did I just sound like a tosser then? Oh well.)

2 Yips & a Computer.

"Bob & Joe" always brings a smile to my soul.
...i HEART "Yip-Yips!"

(...and thanks to BC's Stella for reminding me that they're on call on the 'Tube! Well, for now at least...until those #Viacom-BASTAGES get their killjoy mitts on 'em!)

Loooaaadiiing...

via DesignCrush (...totally feeling this site! Go have a look-see!)

This is what my life is starting to feel like more and more these days...(...and me without a "Sharpie" handy.)

Yeah, yeah...*Diddums!*

"Friends With Benefits"- Benefit Summary Prospectus

*Click to ZOOM!

via LaughingSquid

Hmm...

Anything with "doin' it" having a bigger slice of the pie (and eating it, so to speak), sounds pretty fair to me. Win-WIN!

Dang! I've always wanted to see "Rochelle, Rochelle"...

"List of Seinfeld Fictional Films."
--Wiki

The Empire Rolls You.

"Darth Rick." (or "Darth Roll." I dunno...I can't decide...)
Either way...I'm LOVIN' it!

More awesome Star Wars/Rick-shenanigans @
"Rick Trooper"

dannychoodotcom

How I roll...

Via the "always brimming with linkity-goodness" BB! (...where does she find 'em??)

Update (also from BB): This cartoon is from Phil Selby's "the rut". Check it out!
(*teehee*...that cartoony had a 'sweary' word...*TEEHEE!*)

...and, if may wax nostalgic for just a moment, THAT was indeed how I used to roll back in the day. Aaah...a misspent youth...good times, good times...
(And yes. My 'tag' was also "Edward." HA! The fuzz'll NEVER catch me!! MUWAHAHA!!! *strokeswhitecat*)

Tugg Speedman: "Panda Lover."

PandaRelocationFoundation
DotOrg

*This is for BB.
...who, if I'm not mistaken, is also a 'panda lover'. (No, no, not in THAT way!...geez you's are sillies...)

"Watchmen" Trailer...

WatchmenMovieDotCom

MORE Cheezburgers!

TotallyLooksLikeDotCom

*MeRrrikey!*

Douchebag-neck.

via Nerdlette

RADAR's biting editorial, which pretty much lays (most of) the blame on American Apparel's "Deep V-Neck Tee" for "plunging America into the horrors of the deep V", resonated not just a little with me...

Personally, I cannot dive into the "Deep V".

For one thing, I'd like to keep all three strands of my chest hairs a "sexy, yet mysterious secret"

...and second, (thanks to my old friend/nemesis "Winter-weight"), I believe I gots a wee bit o' "Marv-man-cleavage" going on.

Prudish?

Perhaps.

Douchebag?

Well...yes.

But it won't be because of my tees!

Me too.

More fun than I thought it would be.

ThisIsSandDotCom
...a nice (and oddly therapeutic), Flash/art/procrast-enabler site.

I've done a few, but I'm still feeling my first attempt, which I shall call:
"Double-clicked-the-mouse-then-got-up-to-make-a-cuppa-coffee..."


Wait, wuh?...i can haz color?
Oh.

"...at least I have chicken." -Leeroy Jenkins

After all this time, this is the first I've heard that line at the end! Niiiice!
That makes it EVEN BETTER! (...if that's at all possible...)
(Muchos thanks to SDTW for pointing that out. Bless!)

It's been at least a couple of years, and Leeroy Jenkins (get learned) STILL makes me laugh!



Even if you're not a "Wow" fan, I'm sure you can appreciate how this clip accurately portrays archetypal relationships IRL.
We all have these cast of characters in our circles of friends, right?
...and let's face it, we have at least one Leeroy Jenkins in our lives. (...if not, then it's probably you. If that's the case, forget I mentioned anything. *awkward-O* )

Phone Message Douchbaggery!

Quite possibly "The Douchiest Phone Message In History!"
This is a **MUST LISTEN!!!**...(...if for nothing else than to beef up your 'phone game'!)

via SDTW

adFunture's "Futura Tag"...in PINK! *Droppin' TOMORROW!*

Totally feeling this 'hot pink' version of the "3D-vinylization of graffiti legend FUTURA's signature is produced by adFunture."

Dropping TOMORROW!!! (*EEEK!!!*)...at adFunture's online shop. Check the deets!

Again, via:
TOYSREVIL'S
ILIKETOYS

Hm. Well they ARE Kiwis...*

*...I mean the "fruit". No, really!
{semi-colon-lower-case-"p"}


"Sucklord 669", along with "Afrodisiac: Scorpio" and "Necromancer Suckpeg", are three new AWESOME bootlegs from SUCKADELIC!
Clickity-buy 'em now @ da SuckStore!
via andsoasucklord669ascorpioafrodisiacandasuckpegnecromancerwalkedintoanintergalacticspacebaronenight...TOYSREVIL'SILIKETOYS

Stupid Design.

Neil deGrasse Tyson on "Intelligent Design."
...and Richard Dawkins is in the audience.

Richard Dawkins: "Science is interesting."

Each definitely has his own style as an 'educator'.
I'm feeling 'em both.

...and also, stuff the two front teeth...I'm askin' Santa for a "blow-hole!"

Souped-up Moleskins!

"The Monster Collection of Moleskin Tips, Tricks and Hacks!"
-FreelanceSwitchDotCom

An awesome compendium of Moleskin "apps"!!!
Get inspired!

Now THAT'S some serious "Paper-folding-FU!"

"Paper Bumblebee!!!"
- PaperInsideDotCom



Yup. You heard (read?) right. Paper.
PA-effin-PER!!!
(...the only way this could be any cooler is that if it could 'transform'. Sweeetbabyjebuz!!!)



More pics Here!

PaperInsideDotCom

...i loves me a bit of "GraphJam!"

GraphJamDotCom

...the artist formerly known as "Banksy."

"Graffiti artist Banksy, UNMASKED!"
-DailyMail

Hm.

I was expecting...I dunno...

...a little more paint-splattered trou' perhaps?

And here's one of mah faves:

Colbert..."Buffalaxed!"

ohmyGORRRD! The REAL "McFly 2015"...on eBay!!!

Well...sorta.
It's the real "prototype".
And yes. Singular. Just the one shoe.
(...still, better than the "circle-jerk" that is the "Nike Hyperdunk 2015".)




Check out the goings on @
the REAL "McFly 2015" prototype on eBay!!!
(...scroll down the eBay page for lotsa interesting pics, and a lil' bit of McFly-sneaker-trivia.)

English...FAIL!

FailBlogDotOrg

Wuh? When did Fail Blog move house?
(Oh. A while ago now?...um...yeaaah...I'm real observant like that. Anyhoo.)

"The Force Unleashed"...Launch Trailer!!!

Ok...stand back...here's my "geek-shriek" unleashed: *AAAIIiiieeeee!!!*
(...and totally feeling the new-look "Lucasarts" intro! And Shaak Ti? Rockin!)

Here's another nice "Trailer +"...

TheForceUnleashedDotCom

Iran Missile Test...

Iran Missile Test:The REAL photo! (NOT Photoshopped!!!)

--gserafini's flickr

"100 Ways to Draw Manga Eyes!"

Mark Crillery ( creator of "Miki Falls") "...embarked on a quest to study one hundred styles of manga eyes, and made a video of it while he was at it."

Niiiice!
Check out all 100 eyes in all it's hi-lit, shiny-shiny detail Here! (DevianArt)

Michael Bay's "The Dark Knight" script...*EPIC-FAIL!*

Michael Bay's Rejected "Dark Knight" Script.

--SpillDotCom

"...But which one of the internets do we hack?"

"All of them."

...Oh, and "Batman's guitar solo" (I'm sure I read that wrong, but that's how I'm choosing to interpret the stage-direction), and "Joker's Zeppelin" are only two of the many reasons why I'm hoping Bay gets the nod to wrap up the trilogy.

"Western Spaghetti"

via EricAlba

Awesome "stop-motion animation" short by PES

Donut. Bacon. Burger.

via BuzzFeed

Oh my... I am all a-flutter at the thought!

(...or is that heart-palpitations?...meh.)

*Thanks @rabbitroodle!

"Nine Mind-blowing Flash Animations"...
"Flash animation still represents the cutting edge of Internet animation. Here are nine of the best on the net at the moment." -- WebUpon
via DarkRoastedBlend

*I'd like to add to that list ANY animation done by a good mate of ours, Adam "Bitey Castle" Phillips.
(...Marvbias? Naaah.)

Zombie Outbreak...on Twitter!

(*Click pic to enlarge...)


Twitter-Timeline During Zombie Attack!
via OnePlusInfinity

Zombies?!? *Eep!*
(...hey...I 'follow' some of these Tweeps. This must have been during one of the very few times when Twitter is down. )

"Star Wars" theme...on the BAGPIPES!!!

AWE. SOME!!!

(...and I'll bet this dude pulls the all the laaaydeez!)

Manohman, I sure do love trawling around BrickshelfDotCom...
...'coz of nuggets of "AWESOME" like this one from cbolego.

Mormons & Ninjas...

...waaaiit...are there "mormon-ninjas" (or a "ninja-mormons")?
Now THATS a thought that's gonna fester...*eep!*

Estevan Oriol..."Run Up"

Estevan Oriol — "Run Up" Profile from Stas on Vimeo.

Estevan Oriol 'talks the walk'...

Niiiice.

"Less mind, MORE CORE!"

"Jedi Gym!"

via Super-Tweep @chrisbrogan!

(...thanks Chris! Best. 6:04 Mins. On. The. Interwebz. EVER!)

Orwell's 6 Rules of Writing...

Nik Guinta's [Humachine] nice "paraphrasing of a paraphrasing" of George Orwell's six rules for writing.
(...I wonder what ol' Georgie would've thought about "Lolspeak"? A "7th" rule, perhaps?)

Oh, and here's the essay:
George Orwell, "Politics and the English Language," 1946
via

Online?

"...Man or Mouse is a campaign to encourage internet users to cut down on their time on the web and enjoy more of the outside world."

-- Shaz Madani

"Man-or-Mouse-Dot-Com"

(Someone's) Top 100 Films...in 1:55.

Nice montage...and I agree with most of 'em...

(...but where's Clueless?...and Weekend At Bernie's......2.)

"Marge Simpson" Nike Dunk Hi SB??

via NikeSBdotOrg

Hm.

Methinks...borderline "meh."

...though it would go quite well with the "Homer" beanie I copped (fy-dollah!...from the grocery store of all places!) this winter...

Happy 4th of July!!!

via

...ok, so it's technically (stoopid time-zone thingie!) the 5th...so, belated, I guess.

I. Am. AWESOME. (...at it.)

frank-c's "Guilty" on flickr

I actually kinda "Lol'ed" a little bit...

via iCanHazCheezburger (...of course.)

My "Mantra." (...not always in that order though.)

LetsGetDrunkAndGoShoppingDotCom

Yes.
'Tis indeed "Self-explanatory, for the moment."

...but I want more! MORE, I say!!! *bites-nails-in-anticipation*

Who says Hip-Hop is dead?

"Star Trek Rap!" (feat. Prime Directive and Galaxy Class)
Warning: Explicit Lyrics*



*I think.
...with rhymes like:
"I said who’s going to rock that hydraulic cock?
Data’s going to rock a hydraulic cock...
‘Cause he can time his nuts like a digital clock!"

Ya gots to love the flow of the same-word(s?) rhyme.
(...wait, what's Data doing to that "cyborg rooster" anyway?)

"Sporn?" Really?? Already???

"NSFW: A Beginner's Guide to Sporn"

"...Since the Spore demo’s release, it’s become a bukkake wave sweeping the web: comedy pornographic images via Spore. Spornography - aka “Sporn”..."
--Keiron GillenRockPaperShotgun

A "bukkake wave"?... Whoa...Nicely put, sir.

*This* is EXACTLY how I make bread.

via SiBlog

First Peeks of The (in my opinion*) "God-shoe"!

*...well, ok my "God-shoe" title is kinda cyclical (...along with the AJIV Black-Cements, et al...)

Check out Marquee Sole for fresh pics of the Air Jordan III!
...the "significant other" in the "Air Jordan Countdown 3/20 Pack".


via KillahBeez & mah Tweep, @DennisEK5

Droppin' like it's hot in October...
(Wha?...3 bills...and I'm gonna have to live with the XX's too?? Seriously??? Oh for F's sake...)