Friday
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My new mantra...
It's the "hon" that makes it "art."
(I have no explanation.)
*Update:
...oh wait...I just got it! (der.)
Barneys X Chuck Taylors...*i WANT!*
Mmmm..."perforated-patent-leather"....
Aw crap, I'm fallin' off the wagon! *haaalp!*
via SoleRedemption
Thursday
Your (nowhere-near-) Daily "Earworm."
This has been on a loop in my head since I Tweeted it to the lovely @nome_home last night...*Gah!*
(...that'll learn me!)
Tuesday
Cycl..."Op?"
via Weisheng's Flickr
Made me smile!
(...and, tangentally, I'm not feeling the fact that the plural of "cyclops" is "cyclopes."
Now that's just weird.
*Kthanxbaiiieee!*)
Ninja = Kicking Asses and Looking Cool & Tough.
*Click to Zoom.
Hm...I just never thought "Vern" was a very ninja-ish name...
(...but it's the Chrissy tree that makes this "art!")
Dudes who need this warning shouldn't really be using theirs*.
via ScribalTerror
*Dangling-Modifier-Alert!*
Their 'penises', I mean.
Or at least triple-bag it.
(...teehee!..."dangling!"...teeheeHEE!)
Saturday
Funniest. "Catchphrase". EVER!
"Snake charmer?" *Boom-chika-wa-wah-chicka-wa-wah*
...ahehe...anyhooo...
Tears For Fear's "Head Over Heels": The Literal Mix!
"Ever wish songs just sang what was happening in the music video? Well now they do, in this second installment of literal videos!"
"...float to the next level...(in a magic chair!)"
The first one, of course, being the awesome A-HA's "Take On Me."
Thursday
Happy 5th B-Day to "FOOTAGE!!!"
Footage, in my humble opinion, Oz's premiere sneaker boutique, rocks their 5th B-Day today!!!
(...and much more than just sneaker-head's haven, they'll hook all you boys & girls up with the whole dope 'fit too! All served up with LOVE!!!)
Check 'em at footage.com.au
Congratulations, and muchMarvlove to Phil & Karin, for five solid years of bringing the heat!
We raise a glass to a lot more!...and 'world domination?' YES indeed!!!
Monday
Your Daily* Earworm.
*...or rather, "almost" daily. (More likely, only when I remember to post one.)
Oh, and if you're too young to remember this song... *GETOFFMYLAWN!!!*
Ooo...that was a tad harsh. Sorry. How 'boutchu get-learned instead. (We're all about the 'edu-ma-cation!')
Saturday
Thou?...THY!
Pic via: NancyFriedman
So to avoid embarassment:
...and like the awesome ScribalTerror, I TOO, got a 100%!
(...albeit half of mine were guessin' outta my arse. But STILL! *Woo-HOO-eth!*)
Friday
Umbrelletiquette.
I love it!
More people should adhere to these rules. It's a step towards a civilized world.Srsly, if I had a dollar every time an inconsiderate passer-by's errant spoke nearly takes my eye out... ...(...well, I'd have a few dollars. Nevertheless.)
No.3 is particularly insightful:
That right kids! Please use actual swords...mm-kaaay?
Thursday
"Mail Goggles"
Gmail Labs New Feature: Mail Goggles
-“Gmail can’t always prevent you from sending messages you might later regret, but today we’re launching a new Labs feature I wrote called Mail Goggles which may help.”
“When you enable Mail Goggles, it will check that you’re really sure you want to send that late night Friday email. And what better way to check than by making you solve a few simple math problems after you click send to verify you’re in the right state of mind?”
Via EricAlba...who said it best with:
"Thanks Google, Where was this four girlfriends ago, when i was drunk-emailing from the blackberry pager?"
True dat.
Thing:
The fantabulous BB's got the right idea...
Gotta focus.
FO-effin-CUS, I say! *straaain*
Pretty Bitter - Stationery that pushes the envelope
Gotta focus.
FO-effin-CUS, I say! *straaain*
Pretty Bitter - Stationery that pushes the envelope
I am a formal romantic.
I LOVE THIS!!!
It's like Hallmark...but, y'know, customisable-like! (And formal.)
I now know where to go for ALL my communication needs:
TheBureauOfCommunicationDotCom
"Let That Which is Unsaid, Be said."
(*Oh. And I might need a few copies of this one...)
It's like Hallmark...but, y'know, customisable-like! (And formal.)
I now know where to go for ALL my communication needs:
TheBureauOfCommunicationDotCom
"Let That Which is Unsaid, Be said."
(*Oh. And I might need a few copies of this one...)
"Take On Me": The Literal Mix!
--"Ever wish songs just sang what was happening in the music video? Well now they do."
via Waxy
"I told you to stay away from my magic frame!"
Nuggety-GOLD!
via Waxy
"I told you to stay away from my magic frame!"
Nuggety-GOLD!
Wednesday
It tolls for...THEE!
(...and thee, thee, and thee.)
"Ask not. They're for you...and come in a ring-a-ding assortment of colors..."
Ohlaawdy, how I love vintage ads!
Monday
Because it's Tuesday-that-smells-like-Monday* tomorrow...
(* It's Oz's "Labour Day." Yes, that's how we spell 'labour'...and yes, I am wearing white. Head-to-toe WHITE!
I. Am. Resplendent! *GLOW!*)
...let's start the week off jumpin' with this little ditty!!!
( by the aptly named Another Bad Creation.)
Enjoy. (Or not.)
Another Bad Creation - Iesha - Music Video via Noolmusic.com
Sorry.
I was using it to try and shake loose
Erasure's "A Little Respect"...
...which has been rattling around in my brain for a couple of days now.
The key word being "try."
It didn't work.
I now have both in there. Simultaneously.
*Aaarrrrrgh*
I. Am. Resplendent! *GLOW!*)
...let's start the week off jumpin' with this little ditty!!!
( by the aptly named Another Bad Creation.)
Enjoy. (Or not.)
Another Bad Creation - Iesha - Music Video via Noolmusic.com
Sorry.
I was using it to try and shake loose
Erasure's "A Little Respect"...
...which has been rattling around in my brain for a couple of days now.
The key word being "try."
It didn't work.
I now have both in there. Simultaneously.
*Aaarrrrrgh*
Sunday
Mr. Midnight & one kooky French b*tch.
Milkfat.com's awesome "Bjork and Diddy!"
via OnePlusInfinity
*Heehee...HEEEE!!!*
(Ohgorrrd...I just shot some violent pizza outta my nose...)
(Ohgorrrd...I just shot some violent pizza outta my nose...)
...and I am, as of this very moment, devising a way to work "fuzzy-backdoor-paperclip-soup" into my next conversation.
Thank you. That is all.
Saturday
Bacon-Man!
Ohman, this made me giggle! (...and I'm *still* gigglin'!)
Y'know, all things considering, a considerate, well-mannered bacon-man he is!
Friday
Thursday
"Atari" Blazers!
M-mmm..."faux-wood-grain" may have just joined safari, elephant, etc. as some of my most lickable (don'tjudgeme) sneaker textures..
*Oh, and the Air Force II :"Game-select!"
*sweeeet!*
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Google Goatse tee!
"Google logo. Goatse. T-shirt."
via Waxy
Well I'm sold! *rummagesforcreditcard*
And for the purists, a Catull "a" version is also available. (Tossers.)
Wednesday
Terry & Barry.
"I’m not sure what this means. I’m not sure where this came from. I’m not sure where those thumbs have been."
-RossEvertson, Journal
...especially Terry Richardson's thumbs...*hm...*
(I smell a Supreme tee comin'!)
Hulk's Arse. (Of course it is.)
via (again) Coudal's blog!
X-Entertainment railing against a particularly (awesomely?) bad bootleg 5-pack collection of Marvel...*and* DC superheroes (cross-over, anyone?), which starts with:
"This concentrated mass of trademark infringements features some of the most poorly constructed action figures I’ve ever held, even by bootleg standards."
and ends with:
Indeed!
Very, VERY, nicely put, my friend.
Suspicious Vans.
A wonderful repository for...well..."suspicous vans".
"Child Care Center Van"
"Moral Lessons Van"
"A-Team Van"
Aaaand of course, no van-list would be complete without mah fave:
"No Caption Needed Van"
*YAY!!!*
Here's a teaser...
Here's a teaser...
"Child Care Center Van"
"Moral Lessons Van"
"A-Team Van"
Aaaand of course, no van-list would be complete without mah fave:
"No Caption Needed Van"
via Coudal's blog
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