"Marital Rating Scale" (circa 1939)

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This. Is. (So wrongly) AWESOME!!! (...George W. Crane, Love-Doctor perhaps??)

Personally, I think "Dresses For Breakfast" is a demerit.
(...and can we bring back "Darn Socks!", in that context?)

Just for fun, I shall print this out, follow the wifey around...while emphatically pointing & shouting "DEMERIT!!!"

...um...yeeeaah...she'll just *love* that...ahehe... ...um, ok maybe not so much. (I can just hear her now, *eye-rollin*, shouting back: DIVORCE!!!)

via the oh so "linkety-goodness" (and my "procrast-enabler") of, BB!!!

Dude *needs* a "Mullet"...

"Business up-front, party in the back!"

I WANT (nay, NEED!) one of these "Bid'niss" suits!

...so i can *finally* do This at parties! (...the lampshade bit is gettin' lame-o.)

Social Networking WARS!

via FOTW

HAHAHA!...Ahehe...... waaaitaminnit! *blink-blink*

*And of course, the now 'classic':
"New Media Douchebags"
...in Plain English!

**And for just for further reference, here's a
World Map of Preferred Social Networking Sites...
(...I think. I dunno...'me habla no Frenchie'.)

(Click Pic to Enlarge)

This is DEEP! "Layers", baybee!! Like an onion! (...no, really. Think about it...)

Motivated yet?

*Motivation brought to you with the help of Automotivator!

"GTA IV" ad for Super NES?

8Bit LOVE!!!

Floppy FAIL!

The FAIL Blog never fails (Pun? Intended.) to make me giggle...

*Update:...um...yeah...that wasn't really a 'pun', was it?

The "Perspective Chair".

Pharrel x...Domeau & Pérès ???


Um...ok, so apparently this is supposed to represent "...the love between a man and a woman".

Hm...I dunno...this collab has got a bit of a strange whif of "wank" to it...
But I like it! (...so what does that make me?)

More info @ BBC/Ice Cream Blog

"Batman on Drugs: The Remake!"

One of the rare occasions where the "re-imagining" is (a little?) better than the original? (Stick around for the "surprise ending"...whattatwist!!!)

...don't get me wrong, I shall always have a special place in my heart (and my phone's "ringtone- folder") for the original...
The O.G. "Batman on Drugs lol"

*It's the "lol" that makes it GOLD!

I missed "Talk Like Bob Dylan" Day!!!

"I think a dog caught in a barbed wire fence is a good way to put it" --Kris Felsher, founder of:
TalkLikeBobDylanDotCom
(...Harsh!...but fair, I guess...)

I can't believe I missed it *again*...oh well, Next year, then! It's pencilled in!


Pic via DylanMessaging

...and still on the Dylan-tip...
Here's the "mock"umentry, No Direction, Period (<-click-linkage...or the pic below...or not. W.)

"Yet another side of Mr. Zimmerman as envisioned by NYC's Post Show ensemble. Bob Dylan, the omnipresent Top-40 songwriting god, has never seemed more lucid."

"MUTO"

A new "Wall-painted Animation" by BLU!



*Mind? Blown.*

I've posted some BLU stuff before...
...Dude is just kickin' it!!!

blubludotorg

"Shites-ville".

Beverly Hills 90210..."2.0!!!" --Promo.


...oh. My. GORRRD!!!
(...wait! "Token black guy"?...Edgy stuff!)

BuzzPatrol
via Twitter-peep, @mdelf

My Top 3 "Hoffs"...

Cast your vote at CO-ED mag's:
"David Hasselhoff's Top 20 Most Embarrassing Photos on the Web!"

Here's my 3...
(...and I reserve the change my mind...'coz man-oh-man, was it ever a hard choice!! They are ALL such golden nuggets! *Phew!*)



...and #1, of course (which i myself have posted on at least three occasions) , is...
WTH!?! ("WhatTheHOFF?!?" )


**Eye-twitch**

"When Twitter is Down..."

...um...ok, I got a bit carried away...but it was *very* hard to pick which ones to post...
And there's LOTS more @ WhenTwitterIsDown...

*Thanks heaps, BB! This'll tide me over whenever Twitter is down...

"When Twitter is down...I WANT MY MONEY BACK!!!"

Spike Lee to shoot a Jordan Doco!

Spike Lee has announced plans to direct a feature-length documentary about Michael Jordan.
The doco, will feature previously-unseen footage shot by NBA cameras during the final two years in Jordan’s career, the (01-02 and 02-03 seasons.)
An '09 release date is planned (just in time for Cannes?)
More info @ Variety.
via SlamXHype

Ready? Can everyone say: "SNEAKER-MOVIE-TIE-IN!!!"

Hm...here's to hoping it's anything like the "Mars Blackmon" ads*!

*Here are two of my faves, mostly because they feature III's and IV's (Best. Kicks. EVERRR.)
...and also because of Mars's sick-arse 'compression-pants'. *RAD!*

"Army of Darkness" Japanese Poster.

"MOOOONN"??

...I am sooo FEELIN' this!

Poster Wire
via SiBlog

"Pants are the work of the devil!!!"

"How to Poop"...now with English subtitles*!
*Warning: Some (albeit funny) coarse language.



This clip is mesmerising, and not a little disturbing...with AND without the (i'll take leap here and say "unauthorised") subtitles .
...(and the "live-action" bit at the end? Cinema-GOLD!)

I'm still gigglin'...

Oh, and for more of your viewing pleasure, here's:
"You Touch My Tra-La-La" Remix!

SNL Digital Short's Japanese Version of "The Office"!

See? Racism *CAN* be funny!

"Kiss" Be@rbricks!

Medicom Toy X KISS = "I W @ s Made for Loving You"

Lots more info,(...and some Kiss-trivia!) @ ToyBeast!!!

via FreshnessMag

Niiiiice!!!

...I'd like 'em in 1000% though.

*...and also, while we're on the Kiss-tip, can I just say that I've never dug Peter Criss's "Catman" make-up.

Bit too "Sanrio-ish" to me. Just sayin'. (...all the more now with this version, I guess...)

Sudsy, Sexy SUMOS!

via Stella'sBlog

Some really great "water-FX" reference in this clip...

(...what?...that's what you all were lookin' at too, right? RIGHT???)

Best. Vfx. EVERRR!

Bollywood's "Slippery Horse"!!!*

(*...or click HERE, if it won't play.)


*blink, blink*

WOW!!!
It's *really* amazing what they can do with CG these days...

You say "foie gras"...I say "F**K, WHA?!?"

$175 hamburger???

Yup.
New York's "Wall Street Burger Shoppe" is now selling the ultimate in "Burger-Decadence"! (Vid-Link!)


Pic courtesy of Reuters

"The burger, created by chef and co-owner Kevin O'Connell, seeks to justify its price with a Kobe beef patty, lots of black truffles, seared foie gras, aged Gruyere cheese, wild mushrooms and flecks of gold leaf on a brioche bun." -- Reuters

...and a healthy helping of "wank".

(...but y'know what?...I think I want one!...'coz I. Am. A. Tosser.)

Classic Sesame Street, wth R2D2 & C3P0!

Wow...
"Gay-(notthatthere'sanythinwrongwiththat) -Robot-Love-Triangle-w/City-Infrastructure".
Sesame Street was nuthin' if not 'progressive'.

Murakami's "My Lonesome Cowboy" sold for 15.1 Million???

**...auctioned and sold at Sotheby's.**
--ChelseaArtGalleries


I'm a Murakami fan too but...15.1 million?!?

SRSLY?!?!?

...for "Type-slash-Star Wars" Geeks!!

Ironicsans

via a:b !!!

"Ladies of the World!" --Flight of the Conchords

...the new VIDEO!!!

Nice!

Though This, is still my fave "Flight..."

Dude.

The Big Lebowski - Every single "Dude"



*Attention:
Because I'm a wee bit bored, I shall now attempt the cessation of my usage of the word "Dude".

....staaarrting... ...Now.

**Update**
Ok.
Well, that lasted all of five minutes. You may applaud...now.

Best. Headline. EVER.

"Sex pest Seal Attacks Penguin!"

...read it @ BBC News!

I *LUUURVE* tacos!!!...but not this much.

SloppyTaco**Pics** ("mega-sick"? Indeed!)

Rollin'...and hatin'.

"Dress-Up 'Fiddy" , Here!!!

...oh, and I'd answer your question BB, but I'll be *quite* busy for a little while tryin' to find a dope 'fit for Fiddy. (dontjudgeme, kthanxbaiee! )
(OOoo!!!...there's other "Fashion-Friends" to choose from?!? ...ok, i'll be back in a week.)

BB Update: Camilla Parker-Bowles???


OW, MAI EYEZ!!!

*shudder*

*Ba Dum, TSSHhhh!*

INSTANT RIMSHOT!


O. M. G! Finally!!
via FOTW

...to the moon!!!

"Send Your Name to the Moon!"
(*click the pic!..or the link. Or not. Whateva. I ain't yer mum.)


...apparently, all the "cool kids" are doin' it! (Whoa, *must* be true if it's on the 'Tube!)


...from the amazing, Geosteph !!!
Via one of my FAVE Tweet-peeps, @BlondeByDesign !!!

*Marvnote: I *really, REALLY* had to forcibly resist the urge to "send" something completely inappropriate......like "Seymour Butts" , or the like.
( *teehee*...Seymour...HAHAHA!!!)

Who dis?

I echo AnnAlthouse's query, just who *IS* this guy??
(...no, I *know* who Kermit is...smartarse. Sheesh.)



*Oh by the way, if anyone out there wants to offload their "Kermit X Supreme" tee, holla' @ me!! kthanxbaieee!

Now, I *MUST* see "Volver".

Pedro Almodovar's Volver.

Kermit sings Radiohead's "Creep".

The vid sux arse.

...but Kermit *does* say "F**king"...

*teehee* (dontjudgeme)

Y'know what they say...Big feet? Big...um...socks.

Oh.
*Ew*

New blog banner?

Thoughts?

...anyone?

*crickets*

Guys, you there? Hullooo?...

SPAM X Monthy Python's "SPAMALOT"!

I'm seriously feeling this SPAM promo tie-in for the recent Oz run (which I missed. Doh-eth!!) of Monthy Python's SPAMALOT: The Musical!

(...not that I really needed a reason to buy SPAM. *OHM Nohm nom*)




...and have a go at this fantastically silly Official SPAMalot Game ...
Or, the UK version w/Stinky Garlic Breath

("The English are winning"??? Buggah!)

Star Wars NERDS!

Aaaw, gawdbless 'em...(...oh wait, I mean "us".)



Wwwaaaitaminnit!!!... *I* have had sex! (no, really i have!)...and I *hate* Peanut M&M's.
Hm.

"Dali Atomicus" - Phillip Halsman

Check out the "water fx"!!!...among other things of course.
All done "in camera", baybieee!
(...oh and hey, can someone "lolcat" this for me? kthanxbai!)

To be honest, I'm more a "Magritte-man" myself.
...but Halsman? = da BOMB!

Phillip Halsman: "Dali Atomicus"
--Essay by Brandon Luhring (January 30, 2002)


"Halsman set up his New York studio and using the 4 x 5 format, twin-lens reflex camera that he had designed in 1947 (Bello 206), he prepared to capture one of his most memorable photographs. He suspended an easel, two paintings by Dali (one of which was “Leda Atomica”), and a stepping stool; had his wife, Yvonne, hold a chair in the air (Jeffrey 192); on the count of three, his assistants threw three cats and a bucket of water into the air; and on the count of four, Dali jumped and Halsman snapped the picture. While his assistants mopped the floor and consoled the cats, Halsman went to the darkroom, developed the film, and reemerged to do it again. “Six hours and twenty-eight throws later, the result satisfied my striving for perfection,” wrote Halsman in his book Halsman on the Creation of Photographic Ideas. “My assistants and I were wet, dirty, and near complete exhaustion—only the cats still looked like new.”

Dali's "Lead Atomica".
"The portrait of Halsman's friend and colleague masterfully captured the essence of the Spanish surrealist Salvador Dali, while at the same time playfully giving reference to the painter's own work entitled “Leda Atomica” both literally and figuratively."

Best. Coffee Table. EVER.

A "working" NES Controller Coffee Table!!!


via UltraAwesome

Star Wars X Real Wishu!

Am i wrong, or is this a wee bit "hot"?
(...mayhaps I've said too much. Again.)

Best. Rap. EVER.

I'm still hoping they mean "cigarettes"...

via Cracked (<-..um, yeah, they're still around!)

R2-D2 Dvd Projector!

Nikko Home Electronics

*GEEK-SHRIIEEEK!!!*...iWANTZit!!!11!!1!

...includes a "Millenium Falcon" remote??? Aaaaaeeeeiii!!!

*faint*

"Rollin' Flow...chart.*

Yeah, yeah...I know this is an 'oldie'...but a GOODIE!
(I stumbled on it again as I was searching for the "Perfect Venn".)

*...and also serves as an 'addendum' to This. (<-clickit'!)

via ScienceOfGangstRap

I'm back on the 'Venn' kick!

Storm Troopin'!

...a Flickr Set by "Doctor Beef"

Yes. Stormtroopers are people too!

via Stella'sBlog

Meatloaf...Venn.

via the 'Pea'rrific SusanReynolds/Soup

The Mighty Boosh - "Vince Meets the Crack Fox!"

Ohman, I'm *still* giggling...(dontjudgeme.)

"Mother"?...first name?

via Si

Product Description:"The perm, once stigmatized as a boring hairdo for aunts and drugstore cashiers is reborn as 'the most dangerous haircut ever conceived'. Ten people in the slumps get perms to re-ignite their lives and revive their ailing human spirit. Shown in glorious full color, these hairdos will astonish and inspire."

O. M. G.

*This* is why i LOVE Amazon.

$5.99?? SOLD!

Buy it HERE!

Though I'm more of a "crimper" kinda guy me-self... ...(...um...er...perhaps I've said too much.)

"Superhero Couture" -- Virginia Postrel

*Click the pic, for vid!

Also by Virginia Postrel:

"Superhero Worship" (Oct.'06)

"Dress Sense" (May '07)

*Insert Lol-speak Here*

via ScribalTerror

Athanasius Kircher 's (Aka: "Dude of Wonder" ) "Cat Piano" (or "Katzenklavier")...a hypothetical musical instrument.

Hypothetical?
I dunno...I'm pretty sure with some thought and perseverance, *I* can make one.
(...Would it work?
Prolly not.
Would it be heaps of fun trying?
Yes. Yes it would be.)

"The Heart Gently Weeps" Wu-Tang Clan (8 Diagrams)

Feat. Erykah Badu, Dhani Harrison and John Frusciante
via WuTang-Corp

Nice!

Frusciante? Hm. Interesting.
(...and tangentially, while we're on Frusciante, I totally dug the octopus tattoo he "had" on his arm. Wait, that *is* 'gone', right?)

"The Sewer Goblet" -- The Wu Tang Clan & The Wu Baby!

Tales of the Game's Studios Presents:
"The Sewer Goblet- The Wu Tang Clan & The Wu Tang Baby"







...a Wu-Tang RPG?? SWEEEET! (*Click the above link for more info!)


Here's some screenshots:




"This snack was heavenly!".
Indeed! Hehe...

Wu-Baby? Cheese Panda??...wow, my hearts all a-flutter...