I'm F***ing Ben Affleck

...as a response to Sarah Silverman's f***ing Matt Damon... (<-click to see...)

Jimmy Kimmel is F***ing Ben Affleck!



...and...
Elizabeth Banks is F***ing Seth Rogen!

Garfield Minus Garfield.

"Who would have guessed that when you remove Garfield from the Garfield comic strips, the result is an even better comic about schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, and the empty desperation of modern life?"







GarfieldMinusGarfield
via BB


Lately, I have said all of these lines...at least once.

*sigh*

Extreme Venn.

Wait..."cocoa puffs" are bad??...I don't know about that...

Click pic for a larger view...
via

Adobe Illustrator 1.0

The vhs demo tape that shipped with Illustrator, circa 1987!



via JohnNack

Bullet at 5000Fps...hitting 'stuff'.

Some nice reference for all Sfx animators out there... ...or anyone who likes seeing stuff blown up.
*Wow! If I ever got a scene where a melon got a cap popped in it's...um...'it', I would never have drawn it like that!...Well, now I know.


Bullet At 5000 Frames Per Second - Watch more free videos

"Bacon Scarf"??

Well, there's this "Bacon Scarf"...

...but for a purist:



Photography by:
Alex Lucka - Photgraphe *
via About:Blank

*...not a "typoe"...

Evolution in Five Minutes.

...and of course, far be it for me to shove certain beliefs down anyone's throat, and in the interest of non-bias...-sity...
(ok, so maybe that's not a word. I'm not Funk & Wagnalls!*
*finally got to use that "West Wing" reference...)

...so here is:

People are NOT Animals
(...and "Evolution" NEVER Happened.)

...oh.

Sorry.

*sheepish-grin*

A History of Evil.

An animated "mock-umentary" depicting "Evil" from ancient Greece to Present-day.
Very nicely animated in Flash, and comped/textured in After Effects.

Check it Here, for more info on the artist...

The Bible...in LEGO!

The Brick Testament.

Bearded Cap!

Or... "Facial-Doiley"!

This is just bloody fantastic!!!

...and since I'll be home for winter, I gotta cop one!...and also because I am genetically unable to grow facial hair... ("Mo-vember" is a futile exercise for moi.)

Beard Cap by Icelandic designer group Vik Prjónsdóttir
via ScandanavianGrace

Common Projects.

I copped these patent-leather Common Projects kicks to wear with my suits...

These are now the closest I'm prepared to get to wearing "dress shoes".
Until I 'grow up'.

Slightly over-priced? Maybe. But I *am* a bit of a tosser.

Star Wars is Satanic!

Murakami X Augor Revok* Billboard!

*...well, sorta.

Takashi Murakami's Moca exhibition billboard gets vandalized with some awesome graf!
But apparently, Murakami had it "taken down"... ...so he could take it home!

via NotCot (pic: RibbonController )

How To:...Make Bacon Flavored Ice-Cream!!!

*insert "Jebuz-rays-through-clouds-&-falsetto-angels-singing" , here*

My Paper Mind.

"An experimental animation in a technique being called "stratastencil" devised by Javan Ivey. Each frame is one piece of 4x6 card stock."
--JavanIvey.com



...bloody BRILLIANT!!!

Creepiest. Animated. Gif. EVER.

via..."i can't remember". *sorry*

Marty the Monster vs. "Rags"!

...no, that's not a euphemism for...(...um...I don't know what that could be a euphemism for...).

Aaanyhoo. I finally found one of my all-time fave vids (circa '87) on the Tube!




...and here's another one, obviously on the same tight script.
Aah yes, Australian tv at it's finest...(and it hasn't changed in 20 years. Bless.).
* ...watch out for a young Cameron Daddo, with stone-wash jeans up to his neck.

Bacon-Flavored Toothpicks.

Buy it Here!!!

Douche.

via...

Zero per Gallon.

...sticker from "Bike/Environment-Luuurve" site, ZeroPerGallon.

*There. Marvlove "public-service-post" quota, met. Sorta.

"Animated Mr.T" Intro...

*Another* Happiness Venn.

In-EFFIN'-deed!

Rambo 4...the "Sex Man" Review.

SEXMAAAAAN!!! ...films.



...now I *really* almost wanna see it.

Almost.

KHAAAN!!!
...and the Wrath thereof. <-click it!


...i HEART "single-serve" sites!

Motivational Poster.

*...for the non-trekkie: Kobayashi Maru.

The REAL "Magical Animal"!!

Spam x Bacon = *Droool*




*rushes-off-to-shops*

via SiBlog

StuffWhitePeopleLike.

StuffWhitePeopleLikeDotCom

...funneh...

*...some of the 'comments' are even funnier!...though sometimes not "haha-funny"...

80's Dances: How to do the "Thriller"!

I picked up a copy of MJ's 25th Anniversary "Thriller" yesterday...

Man, it's still rockin' album!
(...but friggin' Akon and Kanye??... *Pfft* ).

Totally RAD Dances w/ "Dancin' Kim":
The "Thriller"!

Whiskipedia: The Whiskey Encyclopedia!

WhiskipediaDotOrg

...whish'key, good. *hic*

Todd = "The Man".

...aah...*homesick*...*sniff, sniff*

'Jeebuz' Held for Ransom.

..."Wiener-Poopies"??... I'm still giggling... (*a very 'manly'-giggle, just to clarify...)

No Ninjas!

Best. Comic. Cover. EVER.

...(b)LOG!!! ...it's Big! It's Heavy!! It's Wood!!!



"Every Kid Loves LOG! "


via UnintentionallySexualComicCovers
...whose writer, in the interest of being thorough, has provided a "silhouette" for critical analysis...

7 yr. old Chinese "B-Boy"!

This kid is totally SLAMMING it!!!

"Hello Kitty" AR-15 Assault Rifle

A few months ago, there was the "Hello Kitty" AK-47 (<-click here).... Now, the AR-15 gets 'cute-sied' up!!!



...in action:

via HelloKittyHell

Conversion Chart for Dating.

...Funny 'coz it's true.

theUrbanRebellion

via Digg

Slaughter at the Opera.

Aahh...Sydney in the Fall...

...I would much rather see: Slaughter *in* (or *on* ) the Opera House...Meh.

GlobeTV/SlaughterAtTheOpera

Quote.

"Studying is for squares...LIKE PANTS! "
-- Timmy's Dad

*also, "Electricity bills are for squares...LIKE PANTS!"; "Pants are for Squares!"...
(I love these quotes!...thanks for reminding me Maarten!)

7,200 bananas.

...and a bagillion fruit flies.



@ Deitch, NYC

...and more Flickr-pics!

Darth Vader Balloon.

DarthVaderBalloonDotBe

...I'd like to see a "Jar-Jar"... ...

*crickets*

...um...hulloo?...anybody there??...hullooo???

History of "LOLCats".

glumbert - The History of LOLCats

Crooks&Castles...Wine?

Spotted at this year's Magic, Crooks&Castles... "WINE"??...

...um...okay...I'm a HUGE fan of C&C, and I think I'm feelin' this.
*I definitely applaud the diversification.
**...this robust red will compliment yer 'chains nice-leh!
via HighSnob

Prelim. screen-test for "Where the Wild Things Are"...

Best. Kid's. Book. EVER.

"Fake-Testicle-Implants-for-Your-Dog". *

*...also, six words you thought you'd never see in the form a sentence.

Love On a Budget!

i love blocks
handmade jewelry by irina block

"Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull"

Trailer...


Harrison Ford doesn't look half bad in this...
(Much better than Sly in Rambo 4. *cough, tosser!..cough*)

"Italicized"

...I know this is kinda old...but it still makes me smile.

via MyDandelionPatch

Happiness is...

Pants? Off.

Animation Vs. Animator...the GAME!

From AtomFilms' hit-series comes the "Game"!!!...wherein you can play as either as the "Oppressive Animator", or the "Rebellious Animation" !!!

Game Preview:

AtomFilms.com: Funny Videos Funny Cartoons Comedy Central

Click Here, to start playing!...either as the "Oppressive Animator", or the "Rebellious Animation"!!!


...and here is another look at:
Animator Vs. Animation 2


...click Here, for the Prequel, 3 & 4!

DinnerInaBottleDotCom!

Dinnerinabottledotcom
via @verso

...OOoo!!! A "wonderful, magical animal" tattoo!!! MeWantz!!!

...Ok.

How To:...wear a hat.

Do NOT wear it on your arse. (...coz that's soooo 'last season'...)

"Room in a Box"!...by Casulo

SweetJeebuz!...one question though...where's da shoe-rack?

Casulo-Mobile Living Furniture
via SwissMiss

Everything There Is to Know About Sex.

via TinyRevolution

I know this is old...but I can never resist a good Venn!

Gorillas doin' it "Human Style"!

"Gorillas have been caught on camera for the first time performing face-to-face intercourse...".
More @ LiveScience.

"SPORE"...Sept. 7, '08!!!

Teaser...

Will Wright's original "Spore" gameplay video...
"Will Wright talking at the 2005 Game Developer's Conference about 'Spore', which looks like it could possibly be the best video game ever."
(...a long vid, but worth it!)

...I'm liking this older design better...but it's *still* going to ROCK!!!

Check out more vids/screenshots at:
SporeDotCom

...and here is Robin Williams having a go at! Funneh!

Mermaid in a Can.

...and as I finish up on Little Mermaid 3...
I'm thinkin', what it needs to *really* 'jazz it up' is...



Classic SNL skit..Here.

Love...

...one of my fave "Hagy's" ever.

*Aah...the consumerist-endeavor that is Valentine's Day...(don't get me wrong, I'm all for any other type of "consumerist-eandeavor"...but not partnered with "Love", eh?)...
But hey, I guess at the root, it *is* still a celebration of "Love", which, of course, is a great thing.

Happy Valentine's Day everyone!!!

{I love you, Beautiful, with all that I am, now and in forever and a day.}

Macworld '08 Keynote Speech...in 60 Seconds!

...or the *yawn* version.

via Frosty'sMumblings

2 Girls...and 51 BALLS!

Yes.
I counted.

...and much more wholesome than "2 girls & a cup"...(I'm just assuming...'coz anything would be...*cringe*)

I Love the Count.

...eh?
...Remember kids, "Math" and stuff is important! Learn it!