Missile-Throwing Eyebeam Laser Robot...on a Unicorn.
( dot org.?)


...like I've said before, some words that seemingly don't belong together...turn out to be frickin' AWESOME!
...and 'mushies'.
via The Accordion Guy

*Who the hell is Fipi Lele??...She's bloody everywhere!

LolFashion

via you'rewearingTHAT?

Sweet&sourJebuz!!!11!!1 Mai eyez!!

...and LolVogue!

via Diane,AShadedViewonFashion

More "LolVogue"...

...almost too easy...

Ghetto McFabulous?... (yup, too far.)

via ricecop

Mmmmm...

...arvlove!

"Mmm-clips" from over 3o episodes of Rachael Ray... *brain-bleeeeed*
This is worse than getting "Rickrolled" (<--Do NOT click this!)

...although I'm seriously considering this as my new ringtone.
via Naomi Lebowitz Projects

Hello Kitty Bento Box!

I fully feelin' this!...sushi-Kitty!...in a (green) Totoro suit!!!
...and lookeee-that-lil'-chookie!.HEEHEE!
*It's almost too elaborate to eat!...a great excuse not to eat my greens...(MarvNote: I hate Okra.)
via Slashfood

More "Hello Kitty Bento Boxes" Here.
...which is:

Hello Kitty Hell!

"One Man's Life With Cute Overload"

Click the pic to visit his personal hell...
Dude, I feel ya! Hehehe

Action Comics #1

A complete, and high quality, scan of Seigel and Shuster's Action Comics No.1 (DC Comics 1938). This issue, in which Superman makes his first ever apperarance, arguably tops the list of comic-dom's grail of grails.

Read it Here.

via Xroads

...valued at around 110K...(yes, K!), it's too bad I missed out on a copy at auction this year. Um...ehehe...yyyya.

MARV...

In4mation's "Lovedrug" (or is it "druglove"?...I can't remember...) Tee

Chuck Norris "ACTION JEANS"!!!

Sweet-Bubba-Ganesh!!!...'skinny-jeans' are sooo 2005... THIS is where it's at!!!

"...unique hidden gusset"??...that's what you say to all the boys.

Slipped Off the Wagon...

Steve Aoki's Supra "STRAPPED"


Slipped off the "no-more-sneakers wagon" last night...only for a moment...
But C'MON!!!...can you blame me!?! I just couldn't sleep on it's buttery-goodness...(I swear to you, I heard it ever-so-softly calling my name..."buy me Marv...buy me...you know you wanna..." ).

But it's all good. Steve's a "head", his jams are dope, and Supra is feelin' 'freshtodeath' these days!

And in this day and age of Lim. Ed.s, Day-glo-Franken-kicks, Quickstrikes, Hyperstrikes, Tier's 1 to who the F. cares, blah-di-effinBLAH...
...the "Strapped"'s (<--that doesn't look right) classic silhouette, clean lines, and (sort of) subtle stylin' is the go!

I loved the white-on-whites but I'm a bit of a 'grot, so black it is!...and, like 'speckled midsoles', I can't say no to buckles. Thanks to G1 for th hook-ups!

...and I'm back on the wagon. And holding on tight. Promise.

Silent Star Wars

Procrastination Flowchart

I think my brain's hardwired with this algorithm...

via MyMillionDollarYear

(Actually, I'm amazed this flowchart got finished...)

*Click pics for larger views...or you can do it later.

...and this!

"Bacon" Flowchart

via...I forgot. Sorry.

I also, very much so, hate getting bacon grease on my junk.

Disneyland Sign Generator
AddLetters via Boing(squared)

Takashi Murakami @ MOCA

"Kakai & Kiki" Preview


Superflat Monogram X Louis Vuitton


...wishin' I was in Cali...

Murakami@MOCA
TakashiMurakamiDotCom

Balloon Bowl


...I love the whimsy visual...

Pirates vs. Ninjas...Keynote Speech.

...a Powerpoint Presentaion!

Wellington Grey finally puts the age old question to rest...
*click Here.*

WellingtonGreydotNet

* so please, no more FB 'Invites".
And also, please, PLEASE...no more "Fart You" invites either (you guys know who you are...).

Mr.T x Warcraft!
(...also featuring Willy "get-WorldofWarcraft-DAWG" Shat'!)

Building Block Necklace *

*...no, NOT based on "Lego". No, really.
"Immortalize your inner child with this smart looking solid sterling sliver building block! Cast from an actual piece." -- PerpetualKid



I love this! I don't usually rock the "BLING" (I know, the word "bling" is sooo '05)...
...except a few of Gabe Urist's pieces (not all at the same time...), aaand...a few rings...and, um...oh yeah, some 'facial-shrapnel'...and, sometimes, some chompers.
Ok, ok...so maybe I do sport the odd shiny-shiny...but all really classy and subtle-like. *convince*

Aaaaanyway...I wonder if you can fit a "block" (NOT Lego) on it like this.

Perpetual Kid via SwissMiss

It's FRIDAY!!!...and after last week's Hoff-a-rama, I think it's time to move on...
So, until we find another subject for Friday-goodness, let's kick-off the weekend right and wax nostalgic with this little ditty from back in the day...

Jump, JUMP!

"Wiggity wiggity WACK", indeed!
...aaah...good-times, good-times...when 11 year-olds can have a driver's license...
*And just for the record, I have never sported anything 'kris-krossed' (well, not on purpose anyway...), but that being said, the 'Nineties' were a bit of a drunken-haze for me...so...maybe...

Also, I'd like this mix prefixed by Van Halen's...
JUMP!

(...ah yes, "the sweet, sweet synth sounds" -- Aa. )

...and House of Pain's
JUMP AROUND!


Sh*tyeah. Beleeee' dat!

"HELLO-VADER"
Darth's secret shame...

...and for 'Tweep', Banana Lee Fishbones...
"Halo-Kitty"

Not sure if this is by Nick Jones/Lemur Patrol (Flickr Set)...it's cool anyways!

via...sorry...can't remember.

Chuck Norris APPROVED

Mike Huckabee: President.

...and one of my all-time fave "Chuck" flicks...

SHHH! I am sooo mad.

Happy Thanksgiving!!!

...to all our U.S. peeps!

One of these years, I'm gonna try a "Turducken" ...chicken-ham-duck-ham-turkey?...la-di-DA!

via FoodConnections


via DanzFamily

...or a...
Sexy Turkey Recipe!

Click Here!

via ZardozZ

"CLOVERFIELD" (...yes, it is called Cloverfield.)
New Theatrical Trailer


EEEK!!! *super-geek-(manly)shriek*

...and here's JJ Abrams Twitter Page ...(i guess he's busy with...stuff.)

Don'tcha just wanna pinch dem CHEEKS!?!

...oh yeah,..."Hiro's" cheeks too, i guess...

Masi "Hiro" Okai & George "Kaito" Takei

via Pop Candy

*Also, "Heroes: Volume One" is out!

...(though I haven't seen a copy around yet...), which collects the weekly "Heroes Online Comics".

One of the covers available is by uber-painter Alex Ross! Nice!

...is it me, or does "Sylar" look like Freddy Mercury in this??

The Blog Readability Test
"What level of education is required to understand your blog?"



...ouch! Hey! I'm edu-ma-cated!!!...I'm doin' it for the peeps... ... ...no, really!... ... hello?...hulllooooo?

CrtiticsRant via BB ( <-- really feelin' this guy!)

Top 5 Best Album Covers. EVER!

#5 "Country Church"

...a sweater-vest-hootenanny'eah!

#4 "Joyce" by...um...Joyce?

...fiddy-cents? Whatta barg'!


#3 "ZIP ZAP RAP", Devastatin' Dave - The Turntable Slave

...a Soul-Glo'ed Gil Scott Herron? Prolly not.

#2 "Waking and Dreaming", Orleans

...so much hair...so little shirt. (wait...five guys...and I only see six hands... ... ...hangonagodamnminute!!!)

#1 "LET ME TOUCH HIM", The Minister Quartet

...Let Me Touch Him?? Ministers!?!....'nuff said.

...just a selected few from oh-so-many golden nuggets from..."Worst Album Covers of All Time"!!!

Ricky Gervais talks about the "BIBLE" (animals)...

Scent of a Führer
Hitler wanted to control the world. But he couldn't even control his flatulence.
By Tony Perrottet -- The Smart Set


Mussolini and Hitler:
"The dictator who smelt it, dealt it"

*Seriously, I think the wifey is right smack in the middle there... 'coz after all these years...

Twitter on CSI


...I don't think they used the @ 's though...
So much for realism on TV! *scoff*

(probably not the)
Weirdest. Japanese Product. EVER.


*Translated from Japanese*

*--Surprise!!! Wild Swan
--Fuooo-!!! (action word of the swan popping out after holding the wing). The swan's head pops out!!!
--With the "erect" swan, be the king of the party?!
--How to operate:After placing the swan on the pants, pull down with your hand on the head (grasping), then let go...
--Muku Muku - Boing!
--Make mostly of Nylon
--For people 12 and older.

via Greg Jageillo's Flickr
(translations from some dude in the comments.)

Goosed!

Need a Monday morning Pick-Me-Up?

I've had a WAV file version of this for years, and whenever I'm feelin' down, I just hit 'play' and...voila!
It never ceases to, at the very least, make me chuckle...

I couldn't upload the file, but here's a 'tube version:
"A newscaster (tries to) read a copy of a story from the L.A. Times about the (mis)adventures of "Ragged", Andrew"Kinky" Farnham, et al..."

ARMAGEDDON!

Assassin's Creed


I picked up a copy of Assassin's Creed last night (I'm giving Ubisoft chance...and only 'coz Wilko works there)...and DAMN! It's a gorgeous lookin' game!
I've only just started playin', but the controls are taking some getting used to. It's a little "button-mashy"...(?)
Also, it's a bit more cerebral (as much as a video game can be) than, say, Halo's "shoot-anything-that-make-yer-crosshairs-red"...

But still, I'm having fun so far...(and a good break from Scrabulous and Twitter...Yes. I am very "Rock & Roll".)

Assassin'sCreed.com

I Scrabulous...Do You?

I'm totally feelin' the fantastic Facebook app., Scrabulous!
It's probably one of the only reasons I log into FB on a daily basis...well, that, and Poke Pro! (ya gots to love a virtual "cock-block"!).

...and my obsessive-completist personality is almost tempted to cop the tee...

Yes. I have a problem.

Scrabulous.com
...and Scrabulous Merch.!

...an electronic WTF??

Electronic Rock Paper Scissors!
Halo 3? Meh. Assassin's Creed? Bah! This is Gaming 2.0!!!



Buy it HERE for only $8.95!
--"Sold as a pair so you can play with a friend. (Or just use both simultaneously and play against yourself! Challenge your left hand against your right!)"


*I wonder what these guys have to say about this...

World RPS Society dotcom

Best. Speech. EVER.

Ok, maybe...not so much.

...but his Powerpoint presentation was fantastic! (graphs and pie-charts and everything!)

This would freak the 'beJebuzes' out of any parent...Halloween or no.

via EatLiver

"Finishing The Game" Trailer


YouOffendMeYouOffendMyFamilydotcom

LOLTrek!

Here are some excerpts...

For a run down on the full Ep. (plus ads!), click HERE.
via Live Granades

His Dark Materials: The Golden Compass --Official Trailer
...a little bit longer trailer than the one I posted couple months back...Nice.

Starting Friday early!...and today, it's a veritable
"HOFF-stravaganza" of Hoffy Hoff-ness!!!

Best. Photo. EVER.

...oh, ok...that's a big call...maybe it's a tie with...

THIS!

Aaaaarrrrggghh! Oh, PHOKKK! MY EYES!!!...*bleed*
...no...no...please, gaawdd...NOOOOOOO!!!

...Oh sweet baybee JEBUS!!! Make it stop!!!...

BLOOOOODYHELLLLL!!!

MuthaFU......

......AAAAARRRRGGHHH!!!!!!

...oh the humanity...

*Marvnote: ...the last two could possibly be "Magic Eye" pics...maybe if you squint your eyes, and look 'through' the image...you may see...um...I don't know......a burger?

I suggest you just avert your eyes, and everything will be "magically" right with the world.

Episode III: "The Backstroke of the West"

"...the captions were a hilarious surprise- a direct english translation of the chinese interpretation of what the script was saying. it varied from being somewhat close to the script to being 'far far away'...." --brianstuff(?)

Here's a few...


...on point paraphrasing...


Yes.


Oh snap!

Click HERE for more 'profundities'!!!

*MarvAdendum: If this was the actual script, I prolly would've enjoyed these prequels more...F**kin' Lucas.

...wonder what "Jersey-Style" is like...

via m3picsdown

Steampunk iPod Skin!!!

Totally feelin' this!

More Steampunk gear Here...courtesy of BoingBoing

"Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians"...dotblogspot.

heehee! Funny 'coz it's true...

Hitler's Keynote Rap

Mars is AMAZING!
-- An Edu-ma-cation Video

"Biba's of Fury"
Biba Golic's Premium Positions...

"Focused-In-Action"? Nice!
Ping-pong is looking up!
via Polls Boutique (clever name...)

A "Second Life" Parody

Lately I've been thinking of hitting up "Second Life"...
...but a few friends have suggested that a 'get' a first one.
F#%kers.



Second Life
Second Life-Wiki

Sexless.
I am, as we speak, in a period of "geographically-enforced" celibacy.
...so this is starting to look verrry interesting...



...but where do I find a top-hat?....*thinking*

via HubHive

ROBOT CHICKEN:
Fast and the Furious (& Friends!)


Robot Chicken/Adult Swim

First the "Dore", now:

"The Next 9 Children's Characters That Should Come Out of the Closet" *
Cracked.com -- Jon Methven

...here's a couple...

Cracked.com

*Not-that-there's-anything-wrong-with-that-no-of-course-not-not-at-all.

Buffalaxed!!!
Man-Oh-MAN!!!...I haven't had a cack like that in ages...
These Indian vids make a lot more sense to me with the quote-unquote, "English translations".
This "Buffalax" cat hee-lariously waxes lyrical!

Tunak Tunak Tun

Lyrical Highlight: "Very Odd & Chunky" and "Wrap a Rat in a Tacky Coat"

Indian Thriller (a.k.a. Girly-Man)
Yes, I've prematurley posted this before here...pre-Buffalaxing...

Lyrical Highlight? "Nipley Man I Met, He Ate My Motorboat"...oh that's some deep sh*t...

Crazy Indian Video (Tilte Unknown)
This masterpiece, even without the "translations", is just a visual feast of fury!!! I've definitely made some mental notes on bustin' some moves...

Lyrical Highlight? "I See the Nuns are Gay", "I Love You Inside Ed", "Now Poop on Them Oliver", "The Yellow Goat I Ate"...etc...etc...etc.......

Mohinder...pre-"Heroes".

More Buffalax!
(Thanks for the heads up, Aa.!)
*P.S....I, personally, love cows and curry. Don't hurt me!

Freerice.com

"For each word you get right, we donate 10grains of rice through the United Nations to help end world hunger."


...help feed the world's hungry...while beefing-up your good-karma and vocabu-mu-lary!!! I feel it!
Thanks Mdy! (via Twitter)

Die Hard. In Song.

"Die Hard" by GuyzNite

...ok, I know this is old. I'm just feeling a little nostalgic for the good old days...(and Bruce Willis's hair reminds me of 'good-times').

* Nuthin' rhymes with "Nakatomi".

BungholeLiquors.com

Heehee...Yes, I find this very amusing...

Hey hey! It's Hoff-Friday!!!
Secret Agent 00-Hoff!


Watch out! Lose yourself in those baby blues...then...POW!!!...ya get a dirty sub in the nuts! (?)

With "Chrissy" just around the corner...40+ sleeps? (dunno, I can't be arsed to do the math...)...

via Southern Conservative

Top 5 Reasons You Should NOT Use a Shotgun for "Zombie Defense"


Click HERE!...it just might save your brain....
via Zombies Are Coming!

Bush Recognizes the "Zombie" Threat



Zombies: An Educational Video


via Zombie Survival & Defense Wiki

Exactly a month to go until....

"Pretend To Be a Time-Traveller Day": 12/ 8/ '07


Three possible "gameplay" options, and a few choice suggestions from the site:

1) Utopian/cliché Future

--- Greet people by referring to things that don't yet exist or haven't existed for a long time. Example: "Have you penetrated the atmosphere lately?" "What spectrum will today's broadcast be in?" and "Your king must be a kindly soul!"

2) Dystopian Future

--- Walk up to random people and say "WHAT YEAR IS THIS?" and when they tell you, get quiet and then say "Then there's still time!" and run off.

--- Stand in front of a statue (any statue, really), fall to your knees, and yell "NOOOOOOOOO!!!"

3) The Past

--- Airplanes are terrifying. Also, carry on conversations with televisions for a while.

...count me in!

Koala Wallop via BBlinks

("Charlie" pic borrowed from BB, who inturn borrowed it from Orbiting Frog;

Time Tunnel pic via Westerblog )

Wii Fit

LOLCode.com
i HAZ 1337 Code. LOL!!!1
"Programming the LOL way. All LOLCats, LOL, ALL CAPS."



...and merchandise! Click Here!

"...not too tight, not too loose..."

Top 10 Things You Don't Want to Hear in a Music Store...


...this sorta reminds me of Black's character in "High Fidelity"...Gold!

High Fidelity's Top 5 Songs to Make Love To...

LeastLikely2Breed.net



Bundle O' Joy

three 2oz tins: "Bad Ass Booty Balm" , "Tough Titties Nipple Rub" , & "Mother Effers Va-J-J Jelly"!!!
Gift-wrapped in your very own size 2 chlorine-free diaper!!!

...I don't know what else to say...'cept that maybe I might get me tin (or ten) of.........

"Janice, you b*tch! This REALLY hurts!!!"


hehehe...(I'll stop laughing soon...)

The Rise and Fall of A Bathing Ape
...I have fallen far out of love with Bape over the years...
But here's an interesting article from Portfolio.com on Bape in a 'crossroads': Cash-in or stay niche?
Click Here, for the full article, vid, etc...

"SHHHH! I'm Nigo, and I am pensive."

pic via...I can't remember...sorry...

Chicken Fried Bacon!

glumbert - Chicken Fried Bacon

...I say deep-fried Ambrosia! *drooool*
Thanks Aa.

Marvlove Disclamer: This pic in no way, shape or form represents this blog's views on women. We marvLOVE women! (* i did laugh though...)

via WanusMaximus

I Am Legend


I Am Legend [wiki]

Balut is #1!!!

...in Cracked.com's "6 Most Terrifying Foods in the World"

I've been living here in the 'Pines for a year now, and I have succesfully dodged one of the favorite local delicacies, the "Balut" (a.k.a. Duck Fetus.), despite people's attempts to convince me it's delish (um,...I'll take your word for it guys!).

* "...don't forget to spit out the beak..." ...OH SWEET LAWDY MOSES!!!

...and I saw last week's "Survivor: China", and I had no idea they had balut there as well...must be an Asian delicacy...

(I can use this clip for almost anything! DAYUM!)

The Many Manly Beards of LOTR


...or TMMBOLOTR.

Sick of the practicality of the "TinyURL" [wiki] ?
...now try:

HUGE URL!
"Because Bigger is Better, Right?" *
*oh, and ladies?...even if it is, please lie to your man and say it's not. kthkz!

Someone please make this guy a widget?...I'd love to spam some friends' inboxes...heehee!

I don't usually go for these "funny" tees...but this one's sentiment made me 'Lol'* and seems apropos...for my pigmentation...

Mule Design's "The Feed Store"

*Just a quick adendum} I met someone last week who actually said "lol"...in our conversation...our meatspace conversation! And no, it wasn't spelled out either...he (yes, "he", which is even worse 'coz there was no possible cute excuse...) actually said Lol.

Suffice it to say, I laughed and pointed...and walked away.

Ninja Parade


Ninja Parade Slips Through Town Unnoticed Once Again

"Modesto, CA residents turned out for the city's annual Ninja Parade, where no ninjas were seen for the 30th year in a row."
OnionNewsNetwork

I love this!!! Girl, I'm definitely feelin' ya!

FRIDAY!!!...and you all know what that means...

Tears of HOFF


...aah, bless.

Indeed!

Somethingsarenotimportant - Keri via SwissMiss